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Before recording your joke, check your audio settings in Windows by following the instructions below. Failure to properly increase input volume will result in poor recording quality. You can check recording quality by playing your recorded joke back before submitting.

Note: This system will only work with Internet Explorer.

Directions on how to setup the microphone.How to Turn On Your Microphone

Make sure your microphone is plugged into the microphone jack for your computer system. To be sure of  this, check your system setup procedure:

(Windows 2000):
START> PROGRAMS> ACCESSORIES> ENTERTAINMENT> SOUND CONTROL.

If you do not see your microphone controls in the window, click on OPTIONS> PROPERTIES. Once in the PROPERTIES menu, verify that the box next to MICROPHONE is checked. You may also want to make sure "LINE IN" is checked also.

(WindowsXP):
START> ALL PROGRAMS> ACCESSORIES> ENTERTAINMENT> VOLUME CONTROL.

Use the instructions from Windows2000 above.

(Windows98):
START> PROGRAMS> ACCESSORIES> ENTERTAINMENT > VOLUME CONTROL.

Use the instructions for Windows2000 above.

To check your microphone after turning it on, go back to the "Entertainment tab using the instructions above but select "SOUND RECORDER". Speak into the microphone while looking at the sound graph (green line). As you speak you should see the line change according to your speech. If the line does not change, there is still something wrong with the sound setup. Check your microphone connection to ensure you are plugged into the microphone jack on the computer and that the connection is pushed in all of the way.

If you are still experiencing trouble and you've gone through all of the procedures outlined above, please check to make sure the microphone is one recommended for your system.

If your microphone is working, you are ready!

Be sure to click on Install ActiveX Control. 

 

 

If your browser is Windows XP, when you first log into the system, you will get a message similar to this one.

This file will setup the system for recording. You must click on install in order for the system to work. Note: This file is only installed and used while you are on the recorder page. Once you leave the page, this file is removed. 
Note: if you are using Windows 2000, you can should check the box that will allow the file to load always.
Note: if you are using Windows XP, you can should click on more options and select always install software which will allow the file to load always.
Once the file is installed, you are now ready to record your joke for the world to hear it.

 

All Set? Now, record your joke!